I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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