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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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