i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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