Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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