Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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