i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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