I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
