Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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