Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
high people should be assigned attendants
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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