Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
