i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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