this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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