Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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