wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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