All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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