Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
