Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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