I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
