I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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