Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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