He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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