Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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