I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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