Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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