I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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