There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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