The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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