So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please, let me fuck your mom
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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