So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
