69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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