Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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