I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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