thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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