**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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