I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
