Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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