i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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