So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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