so that wasnt chicken after all
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have feelings that need drinking.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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