Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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