so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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