Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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