big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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