so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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