I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I had to cum in my sink.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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