I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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