I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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