Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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