There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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