It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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