We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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