Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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